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she lived alone and didn’t do much around

the house

Ate TV dinners all day

and drank

and complained that she couldn’t sleep

at night

Had a pretty nasty case of

insomnia

What can you expect from a girl with

snow-white hair

and coal-black eyebrows?

some had said

Obviously they weren’t referring to

her insomnia

but her other mental issues

like being bipolar and depressed and

other such things

You could try to sleep with her and

the sex would be quick

and then you’d have to spend the rest of the

night listening to her

talk about recycling being actually

harmful for the environment

«Seriously,» she’d say. «People need to understand that

the stuff just gets shipped overseas

to third world countries

where it’s burned or dissolved in chemicals to

extract precious metals from it. That’s

how it works. And it’s harmful

for nature, harmful for everything and

everyone. People have no

awareness. They’re all so

damn selfish, it’s ridiculous.»

The last guy who fell asleep during

her speech

had his foreskin folded and

stapled shut

«Hit me!» she urged him. «Choke me

or fuck me up

but don’t you dare

ignore me again!»

Somehow she

never ran out of boyfriends