«Hair Failure» by Robbie Cheadle

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“What have you done?” Hair demanded.
“You frivolous piece of shaped plastic,
I’m not a slick and sophisticated knot.
I’m a messy ball with untidy wisps.
I’m going to ask Hairbrush to straighten me out.
And then could you kindly try again?
Don’t mess it up this time; think Chignon.
I want to look like Grace Kelly, not Shaggy.”
“I’m sorry,” said Hair Clip through clenched teeth.
“I’ll try, but you really are so fine and smooth,
I can’t get a good grip on you without scratching Skin.”
“Whaaaat!” screeched Hair. “Now it’s my fault.
My good condition is the cause of your failure.
Just forget it, you useless hairgrip.
I’ll ask ornate Alice band to help me out.”

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6 respuestas a “«Hair Failure» by Robbie Cheadle”

  1. Avatar de Priscilla Bettis

    Hilarious, Robbie! We’ve all had those hair fights.

    “’I’m sorry,’ said Hair Clip through clenched teeth.» Hahahaha!

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    1. Avatar de robbiesinspiration

      Thanks, Priscilla 🧡

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  2. Avatar de Cindy Georgakas

    Clever and relatable Robbie!! Good I’ve given up
    on caring, I’d never get out of the house! 😂!

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    1. Avatar de robbiesinspiration

      💝😘, thanks, Cindy

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      1. Avatar de Cindy Georgakas

        🩷🩷🩷

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  3. Avatar de robbiesinspiration

    Thanks for sharing, Nolcha 🧡

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