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she started by completing a list of

one thousand and one things

to be grateful for

then she prayed

and thanked the universe for the things

that were to come

Then she meditated for one hour

with her palms spread up

to receive the blessings of the universe

then she smiled in the mirror

and repeated for 30 minutes

«I happily welcome the rain of blessings

in my life. Thank you!»

Then it was time for the visualization

exercises

that took another hour

And then finally she was ready to start her

awesome day at 15:48 in the afternoon

so she started reading

that new self-help book on positivity

that she bought yesterday

Since she ate nothing all day and drank just a bit

of water

the hallucinations showed her only

happy images

of abundance and fulfillment

And when she passed out at

20:23 she did it

with a big smile on her face

on a bed of self-help books

should’ve been a poet

It’s definitely not an easy feeling

to hold in the heart

Especially not when you’re

at your wedding

and your bride is the

most beautiful jewel in the treasure chest,

as he’d put it

It was a poetic expression that

brought tears in her eyes

and drew romantic sighs from the other women

He wanted to be

that since childhood. A poet. It took

long years to understand

that a poet is just not the best of people,

but rather one who’s among the

most troubled in the heart

He should’ve been a

poet today, not an IT consultant

An IT consultant is one who marries

his sweetheart and has a happy life. But only

a poet could be degenerate enough

to keep sleeping with his

cute cousin just because the wrongness of it

turns him on

He kissed his bride

and shook his head and thought to himself

that he really should’ve

been a poet today