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Minnie Mouse is beset
with fantastic screams,
& fans, their open jaws
of stunned outrage,
their eyes, burned
by the laser effects so bright
that Sleeping Beauty lies awake
all night from the news—

AI Robot Barbie, hired away from Mattel
to join the royal court & now
fired by Disney amid ongoing investigations
into her TikTok posts! Disney claims
she broke their ethics rules,
revealing her true character.
Not the snappy, bright-eyed Wiki Princess
commanding the Royal Hall in Fantasy Faire.
Just an empty plastic thing
with stiff arms. Freakish
long neck. Gangly legs. A waist
the circumference of a thimble.
A stiff smile. Dead batteries.

Musk steps up with legal help.
Promises her a gig as SpaceX Captain
of the first ship to Mars.
Gifts her a pink Tesla
and makes her Chairdoll
of the X Ethics Team.
They both tweet daily
about the Disney Libtards,
defaming AI Robot Barbie,
every girl’s icon, like
since forever.

From Barbara’s book, «The Lost Book of Zeroth»

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