he wouldn’t let go
of that book
nobody knew what it
was
because nobody could
pry it off his hands to
have a look
Eh, whatever
it was just a book
Other crazed men
held on to
dangerous objects like
knives and screwdrivers
and shards of glass wrapped
in a cloth and a padlock
in a sock ever ready to become
a flail when swung right
But he just
held on to that book with gray
hard covers
and like some evangelist
went through the apartment
buildings from
door to door
knocking
and asking the residents if
they’ve seen her
‘Who the hell was he talking
about?’ they’d
ask
and this question made him
leave
and go to the next door
One time
some kid opened up
and probably thought he
was talking about his mother, for
he answered, “She’s at work.”
And without another word
the crazy fool
just barged in, passing by
the kid
and went straight into
the living room where
he seated himself on the
sofa and opened the
book
ready to talk to the
kid about her
Only,
the kid ran out and
asked for help
Cops were called and they took
him to the station
someone there
figured that
the guy simply couldn’t
tell reality apart from
fiction
“He’s talking about
a character in that
book he’s holding,” they said. “Thinks
she’s a real person.”
“Yet another nut case. And what the
hell’s the
story about? What’s it titled? Who
wrote it?”
Not without great effort
and a sound beating, they
managed
to take the book away
and have a look at it
It wasn’t even a book. Only the
cover was. He ripped it
and glued it to
a thick notebook that
was fully written by hand
“What the hell you call
this?” said one
of the cops.
“A manuscript,” said another.
“A what?”
“Our felon’s a writer. I’m sure you
know what a writer is.
Now, d’ you know what
a pleonasm is?”
“Not the time for playin’ smartass,
smartass. Just say what
you mean already.”
“A prime example of pleonasm
is labeling a writer
as crazy.”
“Huh?”
“C’mon, just get on with the
procedures. We gotta get
this guy into a mental
institution.
He’s a writer, in case you still
don’t get it.”
“Oh…”
They were 50% right
Should’ve added
the word ‘unpublished’ before
the word ‘writer’ and
then the statement would’ve been
complete and
100% true

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