5 Haiku by Carl Bernard Schwartz

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DON’T CALL ME A POEM

No rhyme or reason
frames my physique or image
I just sit and drool

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REALLY?

Takes 2 to tango
can do that by myself, ‘cause
I have 2 left feet

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POINT OF VIEW

I am a widower
if I’d had 3 wives, I would
be a widowest

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PERSONAL TASTE

How do you want your
steak cooked? Make it Black Opal,
rarest of the rare

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ATTRACTION

Women want strong men
I am strong like old coffee
women stay away