LatinosUSA

I don’t think this is the

worst type but

it’s certainly up there

the type that only contacts you

when they need something

from you

such as

to borrow money

or to sell you some

pyramid scheme shit

And it’s funny to think that he

was by far the

richest guy in our group

at 23 he already had two apartments

One to live in

and one to rent out

and a pretty decent car

now all he’s got is the car

He sleeps in it

and calls from time to time

and asks

«Hey, you ain’t got no

girlfriend, right?»

It’s not a way for him to flex

or anything

it’s just his way of asking

whether or not you’d like to

spend some time

with his girlfriend

for a little

sum

of course

Yes, it has come to this

It’s probably the destiny of

all hardcore

gamblers

have wealth

gamble

win or lose

gamble again until

you eventually lose

borrow money

lose the money

borrow again

win some

but lose some more

and so on

until you end up

asking random people if they’d

like to sleep with your

girlfriend for some money

But I guess the bigger mystery

here

is now in the

hell

is she okay with all that…

Seriously

do girls really have something

for gamblers

or is it just luck?