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The first picture she showed me on her

phone made me think

something stupid

It was a naked lady

but you could see her only from the

neck down

She was quick to see my dumb smile

and said, «No, you idiot! That’s not me!»

«I never said it was,» I said. «But who

is it then?»

Now it was her turn to

stretch a smirk. «My boss’s wife.»

«What?»

«Yeah. This lady here is my boss’s wife.

36 years old. Your average,

stereotypical frustrated housewife. She’s

looking to hook up.»

«What?»

«Heh, you didn’t catch up to it,

didn’t you?»

«Catch up to what?»

She closed her eyes

and slapped her forehead. «Uh, you

slowpoke! I’m catfishing my boss’s wife.

Don’t you get it?

I’ve made a fake hot guy account and started

sexting with her. Made her send

me nudes an’ stuff.»

«Shit,» I said. «Hold on, was I supposed to

understand all that just from

you showing me her pic? C’mon…»

She rolled her eyes. «Whatever.»

«But seriously, why do

you do

something like that?»

«Cuz I fucking hate my boss, if

it wasn’t obvious enough. I want

him to

suffer

big time.»

Well, damn, just when you think you

know someone. I always

thought she

was a good Christian girl

Also, if I remember correctly,

she was working in a family business…